Humor Inglés made by Monty Python

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DIÁLOGO DE BESUGOS nº1
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- Hello, are you there?
- Yes, who are you please?
- I'm Watt.
- What's your name?
- Watt's my name.
- Yes, what's your name?
- My name is John Watt.
- John what?
- Yes, are you Jones?
- No I'm Knott.
- Will you tell me your name then?
- Will Knott.
- Why not?
- My name is Knott.
- Not what?
- Not Watt, Knott.
- What?

DIÁLOGO DE BESUGOS nº2
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WE TAKE YOU NOW TO THE OVAL OFFICE...
President George W. Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
Bush: Great. Lay it on me.
Rice: Hu is the new leader of China.
Bush: That's what I want to know.
Rice: That's what I'm telling you.
Bush: That's why I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Rice: Yes.
Bush: I mean the fellow's name.
Rice: Hu
Bush: The guy in China.
Rice: Hu.
Bush: The new leader of China.
Rice: Hu.
Bush: The Chinaman!
Rice: Hu is leading China.
Bush: Now whaddya asking me for?
Rice: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Rice: That's the man's name.
Bush: That's who's name?
Rice: Yes.
Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Rice: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Rice: That's correct.
Bush: Then who is in China?
Rice: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir is in China?
Rice: No, sir.
Bush: Then who is?
Rice: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir?
Rice: No, sir.
Bush: Look, Rice, I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. (United Nations) on the phone.
Rice: Kofi (Anan)?
Bush: No, thanks.
Rice: You want Kofi?
Bush: No
Rice: You don't want Kofi.
Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Rice: Yes, sir.
Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Rice: Kofi?
Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Rice: And call who?
Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Rice: Hu is the guy in China.
Bush: Will you stay out of China?!
Rice: Yes, sir.
Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Rice: Kofi.
Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Rice picks up the phone)
Rice: Rice, here
Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of roll eggs, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

[santana]

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El españolito de rigor entrando a una farmacia en USA.
- Jelou !!! ¿Hay ampollas?
- Hello, Mr. Pollas.

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El españolito de rigor entrando a una farmacia en USA.
- Jelou !!! ¿Hay ampollas?
- Hello, Mr. Pollas.

Me gusto ese!!!

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esta buenisimo!!!!