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/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)

Projected release-date:

Summer 1994^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HSpring 1995

*/

#include
#include
#include
#include "win31.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"


/*
Reference:
Internal memo #99281-95 from:
William H. Gates III
to:
Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project

William H. Gates III wrote:
"I have serious doubts about the 'EASY' installation-definition.
It might prevent customers to think that they actually bought something
_good_. Therefore I want the installation-definition to be 'HARD'.


Carry on,
God^H^H^HBill
"
*/
#define INSTALL = HARD

void main()
{
  while(!CRASHED)
  {
    display_copyright_message();
    display_bill_rules_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    if(first_time_installation)
    {
       make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
       do_nothing_loop();
       totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
       search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
       hang_system();
    }
    write_something(anything);
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_some_stuff();
    if(still_not_crashed)
    {
      display_copyright_message();
      do_nothing_loop();
      basically_run_windows_3.1();
      do_nothing_loop();
      do_nothing_loop();
    }
  }

  /*
  Reference:
  Internal memo #99683-95 from:
  Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project
  to:
  William H. Gates III
  
  Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project wrote:
  "Dear Sir,
  Since we have found that this last piece of code within the 'if'-    statement
  will never execute, we descided NOT to include it in the final   code.
  This way we will save atleast another 5 megabytes of consumer-diskspace!

  Thank you for listening to us,
  the executive managers of the Chicago(tm)-project
"
*/
/*

  if(still_not_crashed)
  {
    write_cheer();
    finished();
  }
*/
  create_general_protection_fault();
}